Evil Genius Chat

Mrs Frank Bloke · Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:18 am Post subject: WHTMTOHH?: Official Thread

And here we are. he training stops here, ladies, and it's time to apply your knowledge in the battlefield.

Basic rules apply:

-5 sentences per post
-3 words per sentence minimum
-punctuation necessary
-however many minutes you get before the next person posts will be added to your score
-30 minute cap coming into effect; if anyone manages a stint of over half an hour it counts for nothing - and you are required to post again in order to score.

Imaginative posts a good. Posts consisting of material copied and pasted from other sites will result in mucho amounts of jellied eels poured over you.

EvilJon · Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:55 am Post subject:

Ladies and Gents - the floor is yours.

Jon.

tanktunker · Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:01 am Post subject:

My creativeness is playing with my inner child.
They're playing russian roulette!Who'll go first?
I say my inner child will get a round of lead, then creativness, scared out of his pants, will quit.
Heh, look at that barrel spin.
Kablam!Child=dead!20 bucks!

Ergophobia · Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:04 am Post subject:

Okay then, we're off. Not that anyone didn't notice that, of course. Didn't MFB forbid writing in 5 lines, or am I mistaking now? In that case TT is screwed from the start. Everyone is screwed anyway, since TSM will blow us all away.

The_Sinister_Mastermind · Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:04 am Post subject:

Let the games begin. So what to say. I know what I should say. Run children the evil one has arrived. That

tanktunker · Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:05 am Post subject:

If you count these words are cool, I'll write them all the time.If you like to say them slow then do it with a ryhme.If you're gonna go fast then do something else.If you stall unnesseserily then big words are hard to write.Subject change is the name of the game!

KENNY · Evil Genius Joined: 16 Sep 2004 Posts: 2238 Location: UK

Finaly it has openend
However I have to got to town
Why I do not know
I shall return shortly
Do not alow TSM to win

tanktunker · Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:06 am Post subject:

English king procedure:activated.
Stourt house:
James the first.
Slimy Jim, snotty Jim
Slobbered when he drank his his beer.
Hated witched hated ciggies.
Loved to murder little deer.

The_Sinister_Mastermind · Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:07 am Post subject:

Will this be a double post? I don't think so. Surely someone has posted inbetween this and my last post. Well there's only one way to find out. Time to hit the post button and see if i've double posted or not.

tanktunker · Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:07 am Post subject:

Charles the first.
Charlie one, on the run.
He'd upset the roundhead chaps.
Said that god was on his side.
God not there when Charlie axed!

The_Sinister_Mastermind · Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:10 am Post subject:

Just when i though kenny had stoped his vendeta against me. Seriously kenny why do you want to beat me so bad? Is it because of some moral inferiority complex? Or do you just want to beat me because you think you can? Well i for one am saying here and now get ready to have your ass handed to you.

EvilJon · Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:11 am Post subject:

Oooh and we're off to a careful start. Altready tanktunker ha a few minutes on the board. His random posting is intriguing for sure. What a style!

Enjoy the game!

Jon.

The_Sinister_Mastermind · Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:12 am Post subject:

So who will win this game? Will it be you? Of course it wont don

tanktunker · Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:13 am Post subject:

What words they talk, what ways they say.
"You lieing pig" "You snivveling dog" "Wait a second, stop okay?"
A moderator steps right in, "Don't do that you unformentioned things"!
But why they asked, tis a competion!
Cause TTs gonna do his....thing?

The_Sinister_Mastermind · Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:13 am Post subject:

Curse my stupid slow Internet connection. I can already tell it