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This exciting and original entry from forum member robmc is very enjoyable - which one will you be most like when playing Evil Genius?
What evil genius are you?
Control freak: All obey! Being a control freak doesn’t just about want it all; it’s about everything being in perfect condition, every one of your demands. Minions can’t step a foot out of order, or high noon- their doom, a bullet in their gullet! Anyone that gets in your way, even the slightest bit is way out of order, you are too important to be held up by some nagging about their demands. Control is everything, everyone else is nothing, as you look to single handily enslave the world, exactly the way you want. Who’s going to stop you?
Similarities to: Fidel Castro (Cuban dictator)
Mad man: Who wouldn’t go mad with power. You feel the power in your fingertips! Power is no longer a responsibility, it’s a way of life, you are obsessed with your evilness, which has blossomed to the outside, and there’s no going back. If another country is in your way, war is the only answer, and what better what to declare that than a missile heading straight for the oppositions home. People may disagree with you, but you know they’re the ones with the insane ideas…right?
Similarities to: Adolf Hitler (German dictator)
Seductive countess: Your sexy, convincing, pleasant, but have a stone cold heart. Men will obey your every demand; you have them in the palm of your hand and can crush them with the clap of a hand. Your objective is easy, control the world through using sexual powers, with the killing being gradual, mentally killing men of course first. You have too much glamour for any man to resist you, you can make men wake up in a cold sweat. But how does this help you rule the world? Men rule the world – don’t they?
Similarities to: Xena (Bond villain in Goldeneye)
Warrior: You are first to run into a battle, you won’t let your good men die while your pen pushing back in the lair. You will grab whatever weapons available and you’ll take on any enemy, left, right and centre! You don’t care about the odds, if you want something done, you do it yourself, especially if it involves the blood of war hitting the ground. You will never lose a good fight, and won’t run away, even if your base is near imminent destruction, as far as you see it, your going to be the first and last line of defence.
Similarities to: Aragon (Lord of the rings character)
Back stabber: To you, everyone is foolish, and despite building up trust with others, you trust no one. You work as the friendly type, helping people no matter what, making good friends with them, gaining their trust and showing your not a bad person at all. But then under the cover of nightfall, wham! The old fork in the eye, and since you’re an expert, no one suspects a thing. This even works with countries, as you look to destroy them from the inside. Dishonest, treacherous, unfair, untrustworthy and downright sneaky – that’s the life!
Similarities to: Benedict Arnold (revolutionary war traitor)
Laid Back: You don’t need to do all the hard work, that’s what your minions are for. In many ways like a control freak, but you just want to enjoy the power you have, fast cars, fast food and fast women! Domination is almost a side dish in the meal of life, as you have many other things on your mind. You just want traps that will do the job, and if you’re interrupted in your playful activities, then you can have any type of sudden mood swing. Even when lonely, can be seen stroking an animal of any sort. Domination may come second, but minions may see you as the ideal boss!
Similarities to: Dr. No (Bond Villain)
Demanding: What you want is what you get. Ever since an early age, your parents have stopped at nothing to keep you happy, even when you couldn’t win the dodge cars in the carnival; you had people on hand to cut the brakes on the other cars. A minion’s nightmares to work for, if you don’t get something you feel like screaming and plotting revenge. Being the person to shed the bad news to you isn’t exactly the ideal situation, as they could well end up with concrete boots. What you want always comes first, followed by your yes men, there won’t be too much in your way.
Similarities to: Mickey (character from Rocky, Rocky’s trainer)
Sheep: You are the yes man! You are just a puppet in this evil warfare, following what people tell you to so their identities are covered up safely. You don’t exactly look the part of a strong evil dictator, but with 6 hours in make up, you can tune into the top frequencies on all the worlds top TV channels to give a chilling message! You’re not exactly the confident type, and don’t have a damn clue what you’re doing, but you know that eventually, you could end up with the world on your fingertip.
Similarities to: Waylon Smithers (Mr. Burns’ servant from the Simpsons)
Traction: After a life of playing chess, you see the world as your chessboard. You’re always thinking 3 moves ahead, sleepless nights plotting all the possible outcomes for the next day, getting into the minds of your enemies. Everything is in formation for you, plans run through your head all the time; you know what you’re doing, as you have too many ways of disposing of your rivals. Tactics win wars!
Similarities to: Winston Churchill (but more evil!)
Pure evil: Being evil is one thing, but there is always that opportunity to take it to the next level. You are more evil than Hitler and ten bond Villains combined, and can think up of twice as many clever schemes as them. Where as people have plans to destroy Earth, you go one more, and want to destroy the universe! Many people called you crazy, but you will soon show them, as your traps are even set to quash your own minions. Where as Dr. No was back stroking his cat, you’re wrestling with alligators! Evil runs through your veins!
Similarities to: What were all like deep down inside!
So..... which one will you choose? |